Preachers and Horse Thieves

10 minutes after winning the lottery, I will be a distant memory living in my bunker like Burt Gummer. Once upon a time in the early ...

* Much has transpired since last we spoke. Those who are connected to me on the Book of Feces already know some of what I'm about to wri...

I grew up on Looney Tunes. So, this one really kicked over my giggle box.  Always follow the assembly instructions whe...