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Saturday, May 30, 2015

I Thought It Was Funny

It's been a while, but I'm still here. I've just had lots going on. I promise to write an everything update soon. In the meantime, here's a little slice of workplace humor from earlier this week.

So, my supervisor puts a note in the file:

“Put monkey on back of [the attorney] or [the claimant] to get us [the property damage] info or else we close [the file] in 7 days.”

My response in the file notes:

“Monkey installed on [claimant attorney’s] back. Monkey not happy being so close to an attorney.“

They really should install a snark filter on the claims system. 
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4 comments:

  1. OldAFSargeMay 30, 2015 at 10:42 AM

    I thought it was funny as well.

    Poor monkey...

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    1. Daddy HawkMay 30, 2015 at 10:47 AM

      Sarge, as I told my wife, those monkeys are hard to strap down. They fight dirty and fling poo like no one's business.

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  2. Home on the RangeJune 1, 2015 at 1:13 PM

    Brilliant!

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    1. Daddy HawkJune 1, 2015 at 1:15 PM

      Brigid, I was aiming for 40w bulb material since it has to pass the "would I want to be deposed on that comment" test. Thanks nonetheless.

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