Friday Funnies

Since I'm already doing this for my people at work, I might as well make this a semi regular feature here on the blog. Gives me an excuse to post something and might actually lead to me writing more regularly again.

The sad part about this picture is that I have a 30 something subordinate who will not get this joke. She's blonde, and she has never seen Star Wars or Star Trek. We constantly have to explain cultural references to her.

It was pretty surreal. 

Yep, that's a groaner. 

One of my favorite movie lines is from Denzel Washington's Man on Fire. He's waiting in an older couple's apartment to ambush a group of cars with a rocket launcher. The old man says something like "Vengeance is mine sayeth the Lord." Denzel turns responds with "Yes, and I'm just here to arrange the meeting."

When your Taco Bell meets the toxic hell.

#8. Two thumbs up.

This one is to poke a little fun at a subordinate from Minisoda.

I'm guessing that stopping on a dime ended several hundred thousand miles ago.

Replicators anyone?

There's a crime against my childhood memories for you.

Yep.