Look closely...the kid is even wearing greenish/brown clothes. Little turd.
True story: I worked for Wal-Mart when I was in college. I was working the layaway desk one day when an attractive middle aged woman came up with one of the sporting goods associates to put a huge Ruger Redhawk (.44mag with a 7.5 inch barrel if I recall correctly) on layaway. I asked her what she planned to shoot with it. Her response: "Men."
Yeah...I know the taste of shoe leather all too well.
Three is a crowd.
Meat is murder...tasty, tasty murder.
Yes, it's the obligatory bad pun.
I thought it was dripping with irony, but it turned out to just be dog slobber.
Aren't you a little short for a storm trooper?
Their names were Snap, Crackle, Pop and Chewy.
Those were fabulous! Thank you! I loved the gnomes!
ReplyDeleteNavy91, glad you enjoyed.
DeleteAny catch phrase from Ron White is always funny.
ReplyDeleteAny catch phrase from Ron White is always funny.
ReplyDeleteSenior, yep. Tater salad.
DeleteDon't forget, Tater TOT, lol
ReplyDeleteHaha. Hilarious! Loved the slide the best.
ReplyDeleteMamma Fargo, wait until tomorrow. There's one in there special for you.
DeleteMamma Fargo, wait until tomorrow. There's one in there special for you.
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