Friday, September 20, 2013

The Difference Between Mommies and Daddies

Mommies take great joy in buying their daughters jewelry and clothes that go bling.

Daddies take great joy in buying their daughters guns which are bling that goes bang.

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  1. Explanation works for grandpas & grandmas too :)

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  2. How did I miss this?! I think I'm more of a Daddy than a Mommy in this instance. In fact, my ex-husband said something along the lines of he had to get re-married so that the kids would have a feminine influence in their lives. Lucky for him, I had the masculine influence covered. (snicker)

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    1. GunDiva, The Queen has Tom boy tendencies but is content to allow me to be the masculine influence. Good thing your kids had some "male" influence.

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