So, I got this package in the mail today. The company I am currently temping through thought it would be a good idea to send me a birthday present. I wasn't expecting it since I don't spend a lot of time thinking about my birthday or the fact that I'm on a one way banana peel ride that ends in a pile of ashes. So, kudos to the company for sending a token gift.
The U.S. Postal Service, however, gets no such kudos.
Before I show you the results of the expert package handling skills of the USPS, we must first set the stage.
When I opened the package, there was a lovely birthday card upon which some anonymous staffer had handwritten a birthday greeting. There were a few pieces of candy for enjoyment. A business card...presumably in case I forgot who sends the paychecks.
And this...
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Drinkware you say?
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There was some rather suspicious rattling in the packaging which I initially attributed to the aforementioned candy. Imagine my amusement when I saw this come out of the package.
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| It was drinkware-like at one time |
Sadly, the tips for enhancing the enjoyment of my new drinkware were rendered moot.
It was the thought that counts I suppose.
I probably shouldn't snicker, but that's kinda funny. :)
ReplyDeleteHappy (unbroken) birthday.
GunDiva, you have my permission to laugh maniacally. We got a good chuckle out of it.
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