Friday, February 19, 2021

Friday Funnies - The Frozen Wasteland Edition

 Y'all...this week has been no fun at all. Everyone in Texas was hit hard with record low temps, snow and ice. To add insult to injury, the power grid crapped out and water pipes froze left and right leaving many without water, heat or power. So, in honor of all who survived, I salute you. 

We've burned everything that can be burned. 


My wife has a friend list over 1000. Me...not so much. If you are connected to me on FaceBook, you mean something to me. 

If you don't get this joke, we need to work on your cultural development.


I could let the green and yellow paint slide, but the  pipes and tractor tires got to go.

THIS is why some repair jobs take me double and triple the time of a pro.

Didn't even watch the commercials this year. 




The Rabbi was stuck in traffic.







I ever see Phil...Imma have me a new set of slippers.

To all y'all in colder climates, try it. I dare you.


Friday, February 5, 2021

Friday Funnies


Let's be clear - no one carries liability limits large enough to cover damage to a super car.

This is the best Bernie meme I have found yet. 













My best friend doesn't have to ask about the shovel part.