Who'd Have Thought...

My new company, like most companies these days, has a wellness committee whose stated purpose is to increase the awareness of employees on health issues and encourage us to make wiser choices regarding our health. In an effort to further that goal, the company bought every employee a pedometer to help us track how far we walk each day and the calories allegedly burned in the process.

Now, I'm not saying the things are worthless, but I did get a little suspicious when mine counted 20 steps just for me pulling my pants up in the men's restroom.