Friday, July 13, 2018

Friday Funnies

I don't have a huge gun collection, but I know how to use what I have. 

Arranging personal meetings with God for America's enemies since 1921.

Life's too short to eat grass. 

Probably going to need extra life preservers. 

"Ford" guy to the bone. If I won the lottery tomorrow, It'd be a new Ford truck for me.  
Spotted live and in the sheet metal on a recent road trip to Georgia. Whoever did the chop and weld did a really good job.

I'm 30 something percent Swede/Scandanavian. I've got a smile waiting for him and his pale horse. 

And if you are at Chuy's Tex Mex, do yourself a favor and ask for the creamy jalapeno. It's SOOOooo good.

The Queen occasionally calls me "Butthead" if I'm gettin' uppity. It was funny until M&M said it the first time.

It's only treason if you lose.

Wednesday, July 11, 2018

Some Much Cuteness

She's six and a half, and she's gotten so big. She's the average height of an 8 year old and she's almost too heavy for me to carry anymore. Despite that, I still can't help myself taking pictures of her when she's sleeping. This was not a posed photo either. This is the way she passed out stuffed animal and all.

Friday, June 8, 2018


10 minutes after winning the lottery, I will be a distant memory living in my bunker like Burt Gummer.

Once upon a time in the early days of the internet long before there was a google, there was a web page that had a urinal test (similar to this but not). The object was to look at scenarios similar to those above and select the "correct" response. My brother in law and I walked his mother through the test, and we scored 100%. Go figure.

I've never owned a Yeti and probably never will...because money.'s what's for dinner.

Someone awarded this to me recently. It gave me a giggle. Wish I could recall what I said to deserve it.

It smells like my brain is on fire. That's what it smells like.

Ain't that the truth. I've got about $750 to $900 worth of Franken AR sitting in the gun closet, and a wish list of accessories and upgrades worth at least that much.

You laugh now, but big brother is watching.

Maybe...MAYBE when I was younger. No, not really. But, it does kind of explain some of the restrooms I've seen.

Admit it, you read that in Batman's voice.