Saturday Evening Sillyness

I just call it a butt warmer.

Or, you know, your ex-wife's mother.

PETA= Peopele Eating Tasty Animals

And donuts

I'll be kind and not name names here. 

So, there was a fourth wise man, Marty, who brought glad tidings and Van Halen's Eruption.

Nothing a little duct tape won't fix.

I'd do that if it would fit in a cup holder. Maybe for the office. 

13. Turkey bacon, while not an abomination unto bacon, is not an acceptable substitute.
14. Beef bacon, however, is awesome.