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Friday, April 16, 2021

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Random Quotes and Other Amusing Thoughts

"You don’t know me son. So, let me explain this to you once. If I ever kill you, you’ll be awake. You’ll be facing me, and you’ll be armed." Captain Malcolm Reynolds - Firefly

"Shared pain is lessened; shared joy, increased - thus do we refute entropy." Callahan's Crosstime Saloon series - Spider Robinson

"It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." Shepherd Book - Firefly

"I'm a man....I can change....If I have to....I guess." The Man Prayer - The Red Green Show

"She's 20 pounds of crazy in a five pound bag." Elliot - Leverage

"You're supposed to be stupid son. Don't abuse the privilege." Captain Jack Braddock - Blue Thunder

"Oh don't be so stupid, of course we intend to resist!" Porthos - The Three Musketeers

"Act only when necessary, and then act with maximum force and speed." Orson Scott Card - Children of the Mind

"I've got two guns. One for the both of you." Doc Holliday - Tombstone

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