Hi. It's Daddy Hawk here again, and it's been over three months since my last post. Color me surprised. I think that might be my longest dry spell in this blog's history. Life has taken a turn for the very stressful and surreal. I'm hoping some of that is coming to a definite middle because I'm about done with my patience and character being constantly tested. Or is it testy? I dunno. Have a meme or five to make up for lost time.
If you don't tear up a little at that thought, you have no soul.
Bonus points for crop dusting entitled hipsters.
Thank you, Lord, for thinking about me. I'm alive and doing fine (mostly).
First thing I would do if elected president is fire everyone. Anyone who can articulate a sound, constitutional basis for their job gets rehired.
830 miles Beaumont to El Paso and 786 miles Amarillo to Brownsville. You gon' be here a while.
Light me up baby.
I don't care who you are, that's a sexy pistol.
"The Sheriff's a [BONG, BONG...]"
If you don't know who those two are, ask a NASCAR fan.
With butter. Don't forget the butter.
