Thought For The Day
To the sweet, young thing in my Torts class: I know you're young and you think you're sorta cute; but, please, for the love of all that is sacred: Don't wear hip huggers to class if you're going to forget to do a crack check after sitting down. Someone give me a penny or a spit wad or some plumbers putty...something...anything. I'd go wash my eyes out now, but I'm pretty sure this is going to be a recurring event.
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ReplyDeleteEarl
Earl, exactly. In this case, you'd get a muffin top for your troubles.
ReplyDeleteShe can't feel the draft? Maybe she should drop out of law school and go to plumber school. At least she meets the crack requirement.
ReplyDeletethanks for the description, kinda makes me want to poke out my minds eye!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteMr. Daddy, in addition to your mind's eye...now, put a cork in your mind's nose when you consider that her pooter port had unfettered access to the air circulating past my (and everyone else's) nostrils.
ReplyDeleteWhen I was in college I had a girl walk into class with her skirt caught up in her backpack and no underwear on underneath. How she couldn't feel the draft, I have no idea. Another reason to go ahead and act like a lady and wear the appropriate clothing. Then again, unfortunately, most nowadays don't seem to care.
ReplyDelete45er, I bet she thought she was lookin' hot though.
ReplyDeleteoh dear me - i followed you here from Duke`s blog and it seems like there is going to be a lot of trouble in all of the previous posts that i will read.
ReplyDeleteuh-oh!
kymber
Kymber, welcome. I wouldn't say trouble...mischief maybe.
ReplyDeleteI spend so much time telling boys and girls to pull their pants up at school each day, now I'm starting to randomly say it to people walking by in my apartments, at the store, at my daughter's school, etc. If you need me to, i can come to your Torts class and yell, "Pull your pants up, Precious. This is law school, not stripper school."
ReplyDeleteCandance. Oh, Hell yeah. I'd love to see that.
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