A brief text exchange between myself and The Queen as she went out for an after dark exercise walk.
Me: Be careful
The Queen: It is well lit and there are people on the playground area.
Me: Okay. Good. God protects. But it always helps to be aware.
The Queen: Naw. I don't think I will be aware.
Me: And you wonder why I want long range rifles...so I can protect you from afar.
The Queen: LOL, You are so heroic.
Me: Nothing says "stay away from my wife" like a .308 in the ear.
The Queen: LOL. Awww so protective.
Me: That's my job. Is what I vowed on our wedding day. Well, not the .308 in the ear exactly, but the general concept of get off my wife.;)