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| I just call it a butt warmer. |
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| Or, you know, your ex-wife's mother. |
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| PETA= Peopele Eating Tasty Animals |
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| And donuts |
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| I'll be kind and not name names here. |
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| So, there was a fourth wise man, Marty, who brought glad tidings and Van Halen's Eruption. |
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| Nothing a little duct tape won't fix. |
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| I'd do that if it would fit in a cup holder. Maybe for the office. |
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| 13. Turkey bacon, while not an abomination unto bacon, is not an acceptable substitute. 14. Beef bacon, however, is awesome. |
