Friday, January 7, 2022

Friday Funnies

 

For those readers who do not get a tingle looking at engine parts, that is a thermostat which can usually be found somewhere on top of your engine block and controls coolant flow into the block so your motor doesn't overheat and seize up on you. The cylinder wedged on the left appears to be a 10mm socket which are notorious for disappearing. You do NOT want one to go walkabout INSIDE your engine. Bad juju results. 

Some might see this as in bad taste. I'm pretty sure Betty would have laughed at it.


But it says right on the box that masks are not effective against climate change.




I'm sure that, technically, that is an awesomely done paint job. I'm also sure you could hook a generator up to Carrol Shelby's grave, show him that photo, and power a small city.


My Sister...The Devil knitted me a scarf once upon a time, It was over 12 feet long.




Yes...yes he did. AND he smiled after he did it. Sick perv.

No wonder he was always angry.


I want my employee discount at the very least. 




16 comments:

  1. The last thermostat I changed was on a Ford 390V8, It was on top of the motor , literally two bolts and the goose-neck was off, the old thermostat came out the new one went in. New gasket and done.
    I hear the newer cars are more ....complicated
    THAT may be why that was the last one I did,
    I am still searching for the wandering 10mm though...

    MSG Grumpy

    PS...in the horror stories -
    the evil guy in the lab coat Always ends up getting eaten by the Zombies he created...
    THIS is Literally the only thing I am looking forward to in our current Dystopian Nightmare...

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    1. I know quite a few Beagle lovers who are offering Big Money to get ring-side seats to the Fake Fauchi/Zombie Dinner Party.

      MSG Grumpy (I HATE people who abuse kids and/or animals)

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    2. MSG Grumpy, my most recent thermostat change was on a Ford 5.4L 3V Triton motor. Your description is dead on for the 5.4 too. I am with you in wishing for ring side seats when Washington is overrun by Zombies. Sadly, the Zombies will likely skip that town due to a lack of brains.

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  2. The Christmas Tree was Hilarious! Thanks

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  3. Betty White would have INDEED laughed at that one!

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    1. Pete, no doubt. She probably had DEATH laughing when he picked her up.

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  4. Why I refuse to use self-scanners. When shown by a yellow vest I tell them if I had to use one I want a 10% for doing your job...

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    1. Cederq, I'd be okay with a little self scan action for a discount.

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  5. Daddy Hawk, added you to our blog role, hope ya get more traffic!

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  6. Yes he did Cederq. Daddyhawk that Christmas tree idea is right up my dark sense of humor alley except allas I recycle the limbs and trunk in my chiminea. Ah well I will be sharing that pic and laughing my ass off.

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    1. BearClaw, excellent. I tend to lean towards dark humor. Feel free to share. Unless otherwise stated, I claim no ownership of memes posted here.

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  7. Yeah, yeah, you guys just keep talking about nothing..
    I need to know what kinda plans you have for the socket.
    It's looking like I'm first to express any interest.

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    1. Justin, you appear to have first dibs. I still have all my 10mms and even a couple of spares. So, I'm not making any claims.

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