Years ago when my cousin was dating his now wife, I told her that he was an okay guy as long as she overlooked his midget goat fetish. He didn't find it funny. Fortunately, she had a better since of humor.
I've never been sure why vacuum cleaner companies don't embrace this as a marketing strategy. It's the only product that is good if it sucks, no good if it doesn't, and the harder it sucks the better it is.
Exist, snore loudly, snore quitely, stop breathing, go to work, come home from work, belch, fart, scratch,...
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