The Ever Evolving Wish List

As Of 2/2/2016

Generally speaking, I am not a materialistic person. I could care less what brand of clothes or shoes I wear as long as they fit, look halfway decent and are of reasonable quality. Ditto for other items of practical usage. I’ve never spent a dime customizing a car to impress or show off. If I don’t like it just the way it is, I probably won’t buy it. That’s not to say, however, that I do not have things that I really want or have preferences about the things I do purchase. I wouldn’t be human and male if I didn’t.

Having said that, I have found that my wants and desires have changed as I’ve aged and matured. Yet, it is still a truism that the only difference between men and boys is the price of their toys. So, I thought I would share my ever evolving wish list with my readers in the vain hopes that someone, somewhere might take pity on me and fulfill some or all of my wishes (or, at the very least, clue me in when they find a good deal on one). I am trying to limit myself to items that are realistically attainable for/by me in my lifetime (though I stretch that definition a little in the aircraft category).

The first few items are not strictly material items with the possible exception of the third one. However, they are worth more to me in terms of importance than all the others combined.

Family & Home

1) A Happy Queen – I want a happy wife. A lot of people might put their kids or their house at the top of this category. Not me. Kids grow up and start lives and families of their own. They never truly let go of their parents, but they never truly stay either. Houses can be bought, sold, taxed and burned. Rising divorce rates, crappy economy, bald head and/or 12 pack abs be damned, a happy spouse will stay by your side forever.

The Queen and I met in 1997 and married in 2003. We’ve seen each other at our best and worst. We’ve survived disease and near death (both of us – pneumonia for me and the mystery illness for her), financial woes, infertility, in-laws living with us, arguments, frustrations, job loss and loss of family members. We’ve shared more blessings than we can shake a stick at.

None of that really matters. What matters most is that we both have strived to be better for the other. For instance, I know I am not the world’s best communicator (setting aside my profound, yet intermittent diarrhea of the word processor) and that that frustrates her to no end. Every time I screw up, I try harder to avoid the same mistakes next time. She does the same.

We also try to do the little things that eventually suffer in a marriage. I always try to get the door (car or building) for her wherever we are. Sometimes she beats me to it or I’m busy strapping a child into a car seat. She generally knows exactly when I need a long, tight, bear hug…or a batch of macaroni and cheese.

2) A Happy Princess – The Queen and I both wanted children (which is somewhat surprising in my case given my temperament when I was younger), and we are truly blessed to have M&M in our lives. However, after what we went through with the M&M saga, the likelihood of us pursuing another child is between slim and none. So, now, we focus our energy on giving M&M all the time, love and attention we can so that she has a happy childhood free of worry or fear. The time we have had with her so far has been nothing short of magical.

3) Hearth & Home – Everyone needs a place to lay their head that reasonably dry and out of the heat and cold depending on the season. The Queen and I are in the midst of a change in thinking on this item. We might just free ourselves from paying for our own cage and pitch a tent (or an RV) wherever the winds of whimsy take us.

Cars

Everyone needs some transportation, but not everyone needs a car…unless you live in Texas like I do. Even though I live in the Dallas Fort Worth area where something approximating public transportation exists, a personal vehicle is a necessity. And, unless you like smelling like a drowned and roasted goat when you arrive at work, motorcycles and scooters are not acceptable as a primary means of getting from point A to point B pretty much at any time of the year here. When it’s not 100+ degrees, it’s probably raining/hailing or tornadoes are touching down. Plus, have you seen how some of these retards are driving now? I mean, really, how hard is it to not hit the cars around you?

Setting all that aside, this is a wish list...not a grocery list. So, what do I want to wrap myself in to get from here to there and back again while having a little fun and exhibiting some style?

1) 1970 Datsun 240Z – So far, I have had two 240Zs. They are basic, no frills, sports cars. They are insanely easy to work on. They handle well despite the long nose. And, I fit in them. Actually, I want two of them. One to restore to original, and one to modify into a fire breathing monster. Well, a supercharged, 4.6 or 5.0L Ford V8, tire smoking monster with a body kit and extra wide wheels in the back to keep the power from spinning the back end around.

This one is very similar to the one I had originally.
I'll take one just like this one.
(both photos above sourced from www.cargurus.com)
2) A.C. Cobra 427 (any year, original, continuation or kit) – Okay, brute force in a lightweight, curvy body, 0 to 100 to 0 so fast you don’t have time to scream and couldn’t hear yourself over the pipes anyways…yes, please.
(photo sourced from www.factoryfive.com)

Motorcycles

I love motorcycles despite the fact that I’ve laid one down myself and seen more than my share of bike accidents including the moron who turned an unpaid for, uninsured Yamaha R1 into a million itty bitty pieces when he hit the side of a Honda Accord at about 60 miles an hour. The biggest recognizable piece was the engine. He survived, by some miracle, with only a minor case of road rash.

In my opinion, crotch rockets are the motorcycle equivalent of an M16 with a giggle switch…all plastic and flash that make a lot of noise and waste a lot of money. Nice, but not my thing. I wouldn’t mind a dirt bike or an enduro, but street bikes are where my interest really lies.

Until recently, the Victory Cross Country 8 Ball was a strong contender for my heart's desire.

(photo sourced from www.victorymotorcycles.com)
Then, Polaris up and kills off the Victory brand. Well, that just sucks. So, I go looking for what Yamahooha has to offer; and, low and behold, I discover that they have discontinued my previous favorite: The VMax. What IS it with these companies? All I want is a cruiser/muscle bike with a nice, big engines, a fair amount of chrome and room for two to ride comfortably. Oh, and I want it to look cool. Maybe I'll just rent a bike when I feel the need. 

Airplanes

Airplanes are something of a family tradition. I am a fourth generation pilot even though I am not current right now because it’s a horribly expensive hobby (if you think a gun addiction is expensive, compare the price of AVGAS [at 10 gallons an hour or so] to ammo and get back with me). My mother’s parents ran the airports in Georgetown and Killeen, Texas back in the 1960s. My mother’s mother’s parents were licensed pilots. My mom was licensed. My uncle (mom’s brother) was an ATP rated pilot who worked for many years as a bush pilot in Alaska. Grandad was a well respected A&P mechanic and IA for many years and gave me my first airplane ride at the tender age of 6 weeks old. Grandmother was ATP rated and one of the first women hired by the FAA as a safety inspector back in the early 1970s. She was also my instructor. I suppose you could say flying is in my blood.

I’m not rated for anything but single, engine land. I once dreamed of a glider rating until I actually tried it. Once off the tow rope, it was a magical experience. The ride up close on the tail of the tow plane, not so much. With the possible exceptions of owning a DC-3, Grumman Widgeon or a PBY Catalina, I have no desire for a multi engine rating. Although I am not currently rated so, I wouldn’t mind a seaplane and high performance rating. My choices are limited accordingly.

Most of my flying time has been spent in the Cessna 150/152 and Cessna 172. The 150/152 is strictly a 2 person plane as long as the second person doesn’t weigh too much and doesn’t mind being very cozy with the pilot. It’s really not intended as a long distance, cross country machine. Despite the advantage of being able to go “as the crow flies”, it’s slow enough that birds have been known to pass them in the air and it’s also possible to hover one at minimum controllable airspeed on a steady, high wind day (ask me how I know these things sometime). Unfortunately, they haven’t made any since 1985, and most of the 7000 or 8000 or so they did build have been used and abused as trainers. In fact, the two main airplanes I learned to fly in (both 152s) were crashed by fools years after I moved on.

The 172 is technically a four seat airplane with a better cruise speed than the 152, but you’d better keep a close eye on weight and balance if you plan on launching with four, full figured adults. Forget about luggage. I consider it a pilot and 2 passenger plus minimal luggage plane. It’s capable of short to medium range cross country flights without too much trouble, and it’s reasonably comfortable for someone my size. They are about the easiest aircraft to fly by most accounts and reasonably affordable if you buy an older one. Having said that, I am really not interested in one. I’ve been there and done that. The older ones prior to 1985 are pretty tired for the most part and, with the exception of the early straight backs from the 1950s, are boring. The newer ones built after they resumed production in the 1990s are out of my price range and smarter than me to boot.

So, what would I want in an airplane?

1) Cessna 177B Cardinal – Cessna only built these birds for a relatively short time period compared to the other models in it’s line, but it has a devoted following. It’s a small step up from the 172 power wise, and the strutless, cantilevered wing with a swept back windshield make it look gorgeous. It’s closer to being a true four seater than the 172, and it has wider doors which make ingress/egress a bit easier. Most examples that come on the market are in much better shape than the average 172 too.

(picture sourced from Wikipedia)
2) Cessna 182 – The 182 is all but identical appearance wise to the 172, but the extra oomph in the bigger engine makes this plane a true four seater with the good cross country capability. There is a reason the 182 and its tail dragging cousins, the 180/185, are the popular bush aircraft. I have a particular affection for the early, straight back models. They just look classier.
(photo sourced from www.globalair.com)

3) American Champion Citabria/Decathalon or Super Decathalon – I love, LOVE I TELL YOU, tail draggers. You fly tail draggers from the moment you turn the key on until the moment you switch it off. By comparison, you “drive” a 172 from the ramp to the runway. I have flown the Citabria and enjoyed every minute of it. The Decathalon and Super D are basically the same airframe with extra power and bells and whistles. They are capable of more demanding aerobatics than I am.
(photo sourced from www.airplanemart.com)

4) Pitts S2C, Steen Skybolt or Christen Eagle – If I just told you how much I love tail draggers, we don’t need to discuss my unspeakable lust for biplanes. I can build one in my shop from plans. I wants it…my precious.
(photo sourced from www.steenaero.com)

5) Team Rocket F1 Evo – This is a modern, two seat, all metal, tail dragger kit plane based on the Vans RV design. It’s fast. It's sleek. The kits are made right here in Texas. Yeah...I'd get me some of that.
(photo sourced from www.planepictures.net)

Guns

I’m not going to go into detail on why I want each one of the guns below like I did with the other items above. Suffice it to say, the guns below interest me for one reason or another. Several of them have been on and off the list more than once as my mind changes about firearms related topics. Some of them may come off again. Bottomline: I like to shoot, I like different guns for different things, you can’t stop at just one, and there is no such thing as enough guns. In no particular order of preference:

I want a bolt action in .308. The Ruger American in .308 is a strong contender for a starter, centerfire bolt action simply because of the cost difference and the value represented by the Ruger brand. I especially like the Predator with the threaded barrel. I just which they would put the FDE stock on in it instead of the puke green. It ain't as pretty as more expensive rifles, but it'll get the job done.

(photo courtesy of Ruger's website)
To be fair to the Ruger, it's actually getting very good reviews; and, while it lacks the nicer stock of a pricier rifle, it appears to be capable of delivering lead on target with better than expected accuracy for its price point. I wouldn't say no to a Ruger American Ranch in .223 or .300 BLK either.

Ruger American Rimfire Target bolt action .22LR with the threaded barrel. Yep, another bolt action suppressor ready rifle. 


One other rifle that I would really like to have is the Ruger 77/44 bolt action BUT with the end of the barrel threaded for a suppressor. I could accomplish 95% of my rifle needs with this gun since my hunting opportunities are limited to under 200 yards. I wouldn't turn away the 77/357 either. I will have to get lucky and find someone selling these used as Ruger discontinued both rifles. Turkeys.


A 1911. I have lusted after the Sig Traditional 1911 Reverse Two Tone .45ACP for a long time. Which seems to have disappeared from the Sig website. This is a disturbing trend I'm seeing that the stuff I like doesn't seem to want to stay in production. Whatever. 

(photo sourced from www.sigsauer.com)
It sure is purty.

Being a Ruger fan, I would be happy with one of these too. Talo edition railed 1911.


While we are on the subject of purty 1911s, let's just throw this...

Wiley Clapp Edition Colt Government
...and this...
Colt Combat Elite
I would take any of the above in a Commander length slide too, and I would really like a double stack 1911/2011 of some sort. If I were swimming in money, I'd be hard pressed not to have one custom made by SVI. Reality suggests I will be looking at Rock Island, Para and STI for this item.

I'm putting a Glock 21 Gen 4 and a Glock 30s on this list just because they are the standard polymer, high capacity big bores on the market. You know what they look like. I could just as easily be persuaded by the new Smith & Wesson M&P 2.0 or the Sig P320 counterparts. All of them perform adequately for their intended purpose. All of them are reasonably priced. Historically, I've shot Glocks better than the other two, but I've not tried the new M&P 2.0 yet or done a head to head comparison of all three. Seems there will be a range trip to the rental counter in my future.

Ruger GP100 .357 (stainless or blue) 4.2” barrel. Who doesn't want to light an intruder's eyebrows on fire with muzzle blast?

photo courtesy of www.ruger.com

Truth be told, I would trade every handgun on this list for one GP100 worked over by Gemini Customs.



I'd be proud to carry either of those beauties. Photos shamelessly stolen from Gemini Customs' website. Seriously, do yourself a favor. Go forth and drool.

Speaking of Ruger wheelguns, they hit me right in the big bore lust button with this:


Ruger Redhawk in .45Colt/.45Auto with a .42 inch barrel. I wouldn't turn down a Redhawk in .44 magnum for that matter either.

And, hey, while we are rollin' with some wheelie gun love, a Ruger Blackhawk Convertible in .45 Colt/.45 Auto would nicely compliment a lever gun in the same caliber. Again, the Super Blackhawk version in .44 mag (especially the unfluted cylinder version) would not be turned away at the door.


Before anyone starts hollerin' about discrimination, I have nothing against Smith & Wesson revolvers. I've owned three of them. I would not be ashamed to own a Model 25, 625, 686, 586, 627, any of the V-Comps, a complete collection of 19s and 66s, and quite a few others. I will probably own one or more of those in the future.

S&W 66 Combat Magnum

The Henry Big Boy Steel in .45 Colt (or .357 mag or .44 mag...you get the idea). Sure the regular Big Boy is prettier with its polished brass receiver, but this is more my speed.


Ruger MkIV 22/45 Lite. Because...threaded barrel. Not thrilled with the color. I hope they make a blue or silver version like they did with the MkIIIs.


Ruger MkIV Hunter .22LR (I blame Brigid for this reappearing on the wish list)

photo courtesy of www.ruger.com
If I ever come into some stupid money to blow, this will round off the armory:


Springfield M1A Standard (or Scout Squad...I'm not picky) in FDE. Yep, a .308 semi auto battle rifle because....'Murica dang it. 


4 comments:

  1. Good man... the Datsun 1982 280ZX Turbo, T-tops, bangin' cassette deck & big custom speakers that I once owned STILL visits me in my dreams... It was so sweet, I barely remember what all the fuss was bout in the Pacific in 1941-1945.

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    1. Russell, I feel the same way about my first 240z. The second was a project that never got off the ground, but the first...so many memories.

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  2. You need a Henry rifle on that list!

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    1. Randy, I've looked at the Henry's, and they are pretty. However, I prefer the side loading gate of the Marlin/Winchester action as opposed to the tube end loading of the Henry's.

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