I was in the checkout line at Walmart with my youngest nephew over the weekend. After perusing the latest tabloid offerings, he made the following insightful comment:
"I'm really impressed that Whitney Houston has been clean for a whole month now."
Priceless! I was in the line one day at Walmart with a little one of the family when the VERY large woman in front of us had her cell phone start beeping. The little one cries "Look out Auntie B, she's backing up!"
ReplyDeleteB., that reminds me of a joke. Man goes to his doctor after getting beaten up. Doc asks what happened. Man says he was behind a fat woman in church; and, when she stood up, her dress was stuck in her butt crack. He tried to be helpful and tug the dress free. She took offense and beat him senseless. Doc says, "next time, just leave things the way you found them." Man shows up the following week beat twice as bad and tells the doc "I tried taking your advice, but she really didn't like me tucking her dress back in."
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