Dear Outgoing Speaker of the House Paul Ryan,
Congratulations genius. You and your establishment buddies
managed to screw up a conservative’s wet dream. You had full control of all
three branches of government, and you still couldn’t unbugger the mess in
Washington.
Why am I blaming you and not President Trump? Simple. Trump’s
power is limited to enforcement of the laws you give him to work with and
exercising the bully pulpit to champion his own agenda. Yeah, yeah…executive
orders. I’ll see your excuse, and I’ll raise you an accusation that it’s
Congress’ fault that “a pen and a phone” is all that’s necessary to get around
the Constitution these days. You can thank your predecessors for that one (Gulf
of Tonkin Resolution ringing any bells?), and you and your spineless buddies
have done nothing to correct the problem since.
Go enjoy your fat, Congressional pension in retirement you
useless bag of warm spit. Thanks for nothing.
Dear Incoming (again) Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi,
Congratulations on regaining the gavel you hollow eyed,
former hippie, walking argument in favor of term limits. Now that you have your
toy back, what are you going to do with it? I’d strongly recommend against
wasting my hard earned money on investigations that are going to go exactly
nowhere. Impeachment? Not happening. You don’t have the votes in the Senate.
Besides, if you investigate Trump, you damn well better investigate Hillary
unless you want your gavel taken away from you (again).
Here’s another suggestion: ever hear the saying “a rising
tide floats all boats”? How about working in the country’s best interests for a
change instead of lining your own pockets and those of your billionaire donor
class puppet masters?
How about an observation, which should be obvious to
everyone, for you too. 2016 is over. Too bad, so sad that The Donald made a
mess of Queen Hillary’s ascension to the throne. Deal with it and move on. You’re
stuck with him just like we are stuck with you. To quote your messiah, Barry
Obama the Organizer, “Elections have consequences.” You want to keep a firm
grip on that gavel? How about starting with admitting that ACA should never
have seen the light of day to begin with and push for its repeal. Do that and
actually honor your oath of office for a change, and you might just get to die
in office like McCain did.
While we are on the subject of the [un]Affordable Care Act,
it was an unconstitutional disaster of a law intentionally designed to fail so
that you and your wannabe socialist buddies could usher in socialized medicine.
Haven’t you kept track of the news? Socialism DOES NOT ^%$##$%^&*!!! WORK.
Socialism requires massive amounts of OTHER PEOPLES’ MONEY! The only reason
Europe has a halfway functioning socialist democracy is because it receives
MASSIVE amounts of foreign aid from the UNITED STATES. Without US money and
military presence (allowing Europe to spend less on defense), Europe would be
on its way to being Venezuela.
Last suggestion: how about you start acting like a leader
and stop demonizing the half of the country that disagrees with you and your
party? While you are at it, a leader holds their own people accountable for
mistakes, transgressions and outright, flagrant violations of the law. Get your
flashlight out and poke into the corners of Hillary Clinton’s email server and
Diane Feinstein’s driver for starters.
Good luck, I’ll be praying for you, and feel free to check
back for more suggestions. I’ve got plenty to go around.
Sincerely,
Daddy Hawk, A Humble (broke) Taxpayer
