My wife and I recently purchased one of your Kong branded dog beds which looked a lot like this one in the store:
It looks comfy. The product information claims it to be double reinforced, twice as strong as regular fabric beds, etc. Lies. All lies. Now, I don't know who or what is testing your products, but they are clearly incompetent. Please allow me to introduce you to your new product prototype testers:
They may not look like much all cute and snuggly on the loveseat, but this:
is what they are capable of when they set their furry little minds to destruction.
Please contact me to discuss scheduling and compensation for their services.
Sincerely,
Daddy Hawk
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