1. Every rule has an exception except the rule that there is an exception to every rule for which there is no exception.
Corollary to 1. An amazing number of people try to justify their own bad decisions or behavior by claiming that they are an exception to the rule.
|A Happy Queen and Her Princess on a Beautiful Day|
|Did I Mention That I Know Where to Get M&M Her First Rifle?|
Corollary to 2. The judicious and moderated application of time and bourbon makes most problems seem less important.
|OOOhhhhh....aaaaHHHHH!!! What Problems? I have no idea what you are talking about.|
Corollary to 3. Adults avoid using foul language so they don't come across as an immature young person.
|Get Your Mind Out of the Gutter|
Corollary to 4. Juries are not known for their intelligence or wisdom...they couldn't even get out of jury duty.
|This Court has a Rather Broad Interpretation of a Jury of One's Peers.|
|Fear Not...Mimi Was Holding The Wheel|
|M&M With a New Friend (courtesy of Mimi)|