Where's my mind? I don't know. I didn't follow it.
If horizontal stripes make you look fat and vertical stripes make you look thin, does plaid bend the laws of physics?
The only casualty was a rabbit that thought it was a speed bump.
He had a gun collection larger than some gun stores or third world countries.
Did you hear about the bishop arrested for selling relics of dearly deceased pontifs? It was a clear case of pope dealing.
How can things be new AND improved? It's either all new or it's been recently improved.