Sunday, August 11, 2019

Sunday Funnies

The only thing wrong with is that there are not three winters in Texas (except maybe Amarillo). Winter is usually on a Thursday.

Have fun storming the castle.

Having grown very rapidly between 5TH and 6TH grade (seriously...over a foot of growth in 1 year) and a metabolism that resulted in not being able to put on any muscle mass, my back and joints have been protesting for the better part of 35 years now. You learn to live with it and adapt.

I could eat brisket pretty much every day. Brisket tacos will be the death of me.

Spiders are allowed to stay in our house as long as they stay in their webs in the corner to keep the fly and mosquito population in check. If they violate this rule by dropping on us from the ceiling, we have a brief interlude of interpretative dance before counseling them on poor life choices and relocating them to the back porch for a time out.

I'm pretty sure this violates Federal law and common sense...I want it.

Can you imagine either Archie Bunker or The Jeffersons airing today?


Tacos are one of the four main food groups. They are essential to a healthy diet.

When sitting in a boat drinking a beer just isn't cutting it anymore.

 I'd fly it.

Nope. No one will know a thing. I'll be faking my death and disappearing.

The French Army tests out its new tactical diapers.

Evil finds a way. Always.

Gotta love dogs. They'll do anything.

This is actually very true.

The struggle is real.

The youngest nephew and his wife just spawned their first tricycle motor. I sent him this.

If you don't get this one, have a young person explain it.

There is absolutely nothing suspicious about Epstein's "suicide". Nothing at all. The rope found around his neck was purely coincidental to the two gunshot wounds to the back of the head and the drug overdose and the HRC monogrammed scarf stuffed in his mount.