Friday Funnies - The Summer Camp Aftermath Edition

 Drafting this on Thursday the 4TH for publication on Friday the 5TH. Tomorrow will be my last day cooking here at my daughter’s summer camp assuming I survive grilling hot dogs and burgers for 220ish campers and staff this evening. Someone give this man a beer. 

Monday Meme Daddy Madness

 Since I am still on Summer Camp KP duty, this is a scheduled meme drop of some of the best memes that I can swipe. If you recognize your work or postings, take it as a compliment. 

This has been the wettest spring in a long time here in Texas. I’m not sure where it falls on the all time list, but I’m pretty sure I saw an old fart in a robe leading pairs of animals up the road a few times. 

Mel Brooks is a cultural treasure. His work should be required viewing in schools. 

No lie: one of the first times the lottery got up to obscene money, I bought 5 tickets. I got all 5 winning numbers spread across all 5 tickets. 4 tickets had 1. 1 ticket had two. 

For those not in the know, Dickey’s only barely qualifies as barbecue and even then only when real pit smoke shops are closed or sold out. 

Saturday Silliness

The meme well has been pretty dry of late as I have been preoccupied with earning a living, taking care of my cousin's animals, doing some other things that I am just about ready to report on, and generally trying to conduct basic self care and feeding type activities. Enjoy what I've got to give this  round. Will keep a look out for more high quality humor. 

I prefer to strive for precision AND accuracy.

As long as there is a pot of chips next to the dip.

I know  this is an AI generated image, but I really want it to be real.

If there was ever a perfect cross over tie in between very different genres, this is is.

I'm going to install one of these in a beer fridge as soon as possible. Anyone complaining can die of thirst.

I sent this one to our recently re-ordained (long story...kinda boring) local minister, he didn't find it as funny as I did.

When I was in high school, the Army, Navy and Air Force all refused to believe I had never tried drugs. The Marines were the only ones who listened to me, believed me and were straight with me.

I want one of these in .45 Colt with a .45 ACP cylinder.

Smith & Wesson 325 Nightguard. I really wish they would bring these back.

 

Monday Meme Madness And Cuteness Overload

The Queen is much too dignified to resort to sticking her tongue out. She perfers more...ahem... direct methods of showing her displeasure.

Makes me want a .45-70 lever action something fierce. 

Mimi gave into the temptation to adopt a new puppy that is Boston Terrier / Mini Aussie mix. The puppy is firmly in her "Velociraptor" stage. Nothing is safe.

I know a guy....he'd be all over this like white on rice.

I took six years of  German between high school and college. I remember enough to be conversational like a mildly retarded cosmic entity.