Friday, November 15, 2019

Friday Funnies

It's been a while. As you can tell, I've been collecting for a while. Some of these are late for Halloween, and some are early for Thanksgiving. Then there is the  usual randomness thrown in with a dash of Epstein Didn't Kill Himself. 

Once upon a time when I was much younger and more foolish, some friends of mine attempted to drink 100 beers in a weekend. I saw the aftermath, and I am thankful that my uncle taught me to enjoy good beer in moderation instead of swilling cheap beer by the case. 

Yes, but is he still dead?

I would never lace a pie with Nyquil. If you're going to do it, do it right. Lace it with vodka or everclear AND laxatives. 

Don't even think of calling them "pops"...yankees. Sheesh.  

I may have to try this one this year.

I'd vote for the dog if I could.

Bonus nerd points if you said "There can be only one!" in the Kurgen's voice.