I see a lot of videos on social media poking fun at married / serious relationship life where one person says “I’m not hungry” but really means “I’ll be hungry when you fix something I like.” Happened to me last night.
The Queen: “I’m really not hungry.”
Me: Okay. So, I’ll save the chicken stir fry for tomorrow night.
TQ: That sounds good.
Me: Hmmm…I think I’ll make me some nachos.
TQ: That sounds so good. I might have a few.
Me. You just said you weren’t hungry. Are you “not hungry” enough for a small plate or are you “not hungry” enough for half a pan? I need to know how much to make.
TQ: Nachos are just so good.
Me: (proceeding to make a full pan of nachos of which she cleaned half).
