A Diary of Sorts. Beware of Occasional Spleen Venting.
It's an optical illusion. If you face the plaid-wearer while standing upright, they look slim, but if you turn your head sideways, they look fat!
Christina, okay. I get it now. It's like a funhouse mirror.
plaid is for the kilts and the bag piping...And if they are true Scotsman I'm pretty sure you won't want to be lookin to hard anyway....*snicker*
Mr. Daddy, that reminds me of the song (I can't remember who sings it) about the drunken Scotsman sleeping under the tree who winds up with a young lass' blue hair ribbon tied around his package. The chorus line goes: "Lad, I don't know where you been, but I see you won first prize."
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