Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Brief Reflections of a Deranged Mind

If horizontal stripes are supposed to make you look fat and vertical stripes are supposed to make you look thin, what is plaid supposed to do for you?


  1. It's an optical illusion. If you face the plaid-wearer while standing upright, they look slim, but if you turn your head sideways, they look fat!

  2. Christina, okay. I get it now. It's like a funhouse mirror.

  3. plaid is for the kilts and the bag piping...

    And if they are true Scotsman I'm pretty sure you won't want to be lookin to hard anyway....*snicker*

  4. Mr. Daddy, that reminds me of the song (I can't remember who sings it) about the drunken Scotsman sleeping under the tree who winds up with a young lass' blue hair ribbon tied around his package. The chorus line goes: "Lad, I don't know where you been, but I see you won first prize."


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