This will be a quick post following up on "Tiger Grabbed a Tail." I had to go to Tyler, TX yesterday on business. Getting up at 5:00 AM and driving 2 hours one way to do someone else a favor does strange things to my sense of humor. So, when my attorney showed me the news article that the Tiger Woods mistress count is up to 9 now, I couldn't help myself:
I said, "Well, it looks like he's gotten nine holes in...he could finish out the 18 by playing the back nine."
(rimshot...wa, wa, wa, waaaah)
Then there was the part of the story about Tiger having sex with one of his friends with benefits while in his car in the church parking lot. Tiger, yelling "Oh God" repeatedly while in the backseat of an Escalade in a church parking lot does not constitute going to church.
Either Tiger is addicted to sex or he never learned how to say no to crack.
Okay...I'm done now. I think.
More updates as events warrant.