Wednesday, March 6, 2024

Dang! Has It Been That Long?

 Hi. It's Daddy Hawk here again, and it's been over three months since my last post. Color me surprised. I think that might be my longest dry spell in this blog's history. Life has taken a turn for the very stressful and surreal. I'm hoping some of that is coming to a definite middle because I'm about done with my patience and character being constantly tested. Or is it testy? I dunno. Have a meme or five to make up for lost time. 

If you don't tear up a little at that thought, you have no soul.

Bonus points for crop dusting entitled hipsters.

And not in a good way.

Thank you, Lord, for thinking about me. I'm alive and doing fine (mostly).

First thing I would do if elected president is fire everyone. Anyone who can articulate a sound, constitutional basis for their job gets rehired. 

830 miles Beaumont to El Paso and 786 miles Amarillo to Brownsville. You gon' be here a while. 

Light me up baby.

I don't care who you are, that's a sexy pistol.

"The Sheriff's a [BONG, BONG...]"

If  you don't know who those two are, ask a NASCAR fan. 

With butter. Don't forget the butter.

Epstein would be proud.

1 comment:

  1. Good ones Hawk! I was kinda wondering if you got abducted?


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