Friday, March 15, 2013

A Little Friday Humor

I came across an old Word document with some jokes that I had collected. Here's one of my favorites:

The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again.

The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.

The next day, the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.

The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.

The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.

The bishop was buried the next day.

The moral of the story is... being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery... and even shorten your life. So, be yourself and enjoy life.

Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier and live longer!


  1. And old man and his young grandchild were walking their donkey to the next town to sell.

    The CPS came along and berated the old man for not allowing the child to ride. So he put the child on the ass.

    The Old Folks came along and berated the child for riding while the old man walked. They switched places.

    Congress came along and said that both should ride since asses were service animals. So the child climbed up behind his grandpa.

    Peta came along and berated both of them for riding on one ass.

    When they entered town, no one would buy their ass because it must be ill.

    When the old man asked what made them think the ass was sick, they said "Why else would two people be carrying their ass unless it was too ill to walk?"

    1. Lotta, I saw a cartoon on Facebook the other day which was very similar.


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