I am winging my way north to Minneapolis as I type this. On an iPad using wifi at 30,000 feet. Isn't modern technology fun? It reminds me of an old Bloom County comic strip from back in the day (that'd be the early 1980s when Apple made its first assault on the computing public).
Now, it seems like people go into withdrawals if they can't catch up with the latest things via Facebook via their iPhone while sitting on the pot. On the other hand, proctologists are probably doing a booming business lancing hemorrhoids from everyone cutting off blood flow to their derrière.
Anyway, I showed you and told you that to lead into this:
The latest in carry on luggage:
It walks itself onto the plane.
But, wait, there's more...
When you get static at the rental car counter or get pulled over by the state police in unfriendly places because of little misunderstandings like waving guns at rude drivers....
...just whip out The Cutest Baby in the World (TM). Guaranteed to get you a warning (or at least reduced bond) or your money back.