Tuesday, March 8, 2011

New Joke

A lawyer business associate of mine sent me a joke today that I just have to share.

Did you hear about Smith & Wesson's new handgun? It's called the Obama Union Employee .38 Special.

It can't be fired no matter what.

Bah dah boom.


  1. Now that is funny, I don't care who you are....

    how about this one...

    I was eating lunch today with a little 10 year old boy when his grandma asked him "What is tomorrow?" He said "It's President's Day"

    She asked "What does that mean?" .... I was waiting for something profound...

    He said "President's Day is when Obama steps out of the White House and if he sees his shadow,
    we have 2 more years of unemployment."

    I almost snorted my iced tea.

  2. Mr. Daddy, out of the mouths of babes....

  3. *snort* to both of you! I'd LOL, but my abs hurt from my damn torturer/trainer.

  4. If you liked that one, I've got a few more that'll tickle your giggle box.

    For instance...

    A woman walks into the kitchen to find her husband staring intently while poised for action with a fly swatter. She asks her beloved the obvious, "What are you doing?"

    He replies, "I'm swatting flies. I've gotten 3 females and two males so far."

    She asks, "How can you tell them apart?"

    He answers, "The three females were on the phone, and the two males were on my beer."


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