Tuesday, February 11, 2014

A Little Slice of Married Life

The Queen and I are reclining in bed enjoying a movie after a lovely repast of homemade burrito bowls. 

The Queen looks over at me and says, "Did you know you can exercise your butt while watching a movie in bed?" She says this while looking at me earnestly as her pelvis moves up and down thanks to the flexing of her derrière. 

I look over at my lovely bride and reply, "But I don't want to exercise my butt."

Who says love is dead?


  1. Oh, why can't I have situations like this in my house. LOL

    1. Senior, perhaps JUGM is not in touch with her inner redhead?

    2. She is far from a redhead, lmao.

    3. Senior, you have no idea what you are missing.


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